Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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