Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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