whats a polygalesbian?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.