yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.