For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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