When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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