David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.