sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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