Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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