It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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