using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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