I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.