Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory