I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.