I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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