quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.