Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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