My friends, they love my intelligence
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
soo... how was my night?
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