Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.