Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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