Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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