they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad