he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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