Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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