i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As shirtless as possible
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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