GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
