How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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