You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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