No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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