we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?