Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.