New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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