wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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