SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You were trust falling into bushes
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