I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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