I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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