Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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