Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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