Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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