he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
