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Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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