I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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