You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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