Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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