if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I need you to use more vowels.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize