Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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