You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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