Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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