So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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