we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister