If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering