i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it because I queefed?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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