I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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