A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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