I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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