hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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